Rudolph the red-nosed remainder

Source: thecomedyscoop.com

Source: thecomedyscoop.com

We’ll forgive you for misspelling “sleigh”—as long as you don’t try to kill Santa. Other than that, great answer!

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“In bed” vs. “sleeping”

If sleeping were this much fun, I think kids would do it all day long! Wait, that could be nice…

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Once upon a time, there lived a princess who loved microwaved Pop-Tarts

This scenario just leaves more questions than answers—like how did she even get to the forest without first passing a 7-11?

Ah, the things our kids say…write ’em all down (and share them) with Quippsy. It’s free to join, but WordPress members get something special on top of that!

Mom, Dad screwed up my homework

Wait a minute—I don’t ever remember my dad doing my homework for me! But if he did, I’m not sure I’d bring it to my mom afterwards…

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But Mom, money does grow on trees!

She’s right–this might just be worth looking into. If you don’t see me for a while, you might be able to find me down at the local money orchard!

Quippsy is a handy tool for writing down all the cute, smart, and funny things your kids say growing up. You can share them with your friends–then automatically turn them into an e-book!

Girls have bellybuttons

Sure, we’ll go with “bellybuttons.”

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Can kids actually forget they have toys?

Well, that would just be terrible, wouldn’t it? Maybe he’ll just clean forget he has any toys at all. Uh huh, the chances of that are about as good as the boogie monster crawling out from under the bed…

This is an example of a very cute kid quote. Have you been writing down everything your kids say so you can keep those memories forever? If not, the time to start is now! And the place to be is Quippsy. Join our little party today!