Actually, it doesn’t seem fair at all

I’m sure in this kid’s mind, this is instant karma for his dad forcing him to do all thirty of his math problems last night.

How about your kids? Surely they say clever or funny things like this all the time. So clever or funny, in fact, that they simply must be written down and shared with the world. Well, the place to do that is Quippsy! Post, share, make an e-book. Your kids’ quotes, all on one website. Come join us!

Go to my room? All right!

I guess when your room is better equipped than the local playground, being sent there might not be much of a punishment at all.

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Rudolph the red-nosed remainder



We’ll forgive you for misspelling “sleigh”—as long as you don’t try to kill Santa. Other than that, great answer!

Okay, so your kids are hilarious, right? Share their verbal gems with us! Join Quippsy and connect with other parents who also understand the importance of keeping these memories for life. We’re already addicted, now come and see why!

“In bed” vs. “sleeping”

If sleeping were this much fun, I think kids would do it all day long! Wait, that could be nice…

Hopefully you realize how terribly important it is to keep memories of all the funny quotes from your kids! Start keeping track with Quippsy. Turn them into an e-book or hardbound memory book to cherish forever. You’ll be glad you did.

Once upon a time, there lived a princess who loved microwaved Pop-Tarts

This scenario just leaves more questions than answers—like how did she even get to the forest without first passing a 7-11?

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